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THE BRASH AND PLUM

a novel by Ashlan Chidester


📖 Synopsis

The Brash and Plum is The poetic collapse of meaning.

RECLUSIVITY_TERMINAL_v2.333 █ □ ×
root@sissy:~$ decrypt -file "The_Brash_and_Plum.db"
Accessing mainframe...
AUTHOR: Ashlan Chidester
GENRE: literary fiction / Poetry
STATUS: destroyed
root@sissy:~$ scan -reclusivity
Scanning for hidden meanings...
Found 42 layers of consciousness
collapse: DETECTED WhaaAA!
root@sissy:~$ analyze -emotional_axe
Emotional damage assessment: [████████████] 100%
Reader impact: DEVASTATING
root@sissy:~$ whoami
USER: catastrphe_Tee_up^
Lock_out@Maximum
root@sissy:~$
PAGES: 247 REVIEWS: 5★ COPIES: ∞ 23:42:15

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📝 What the Plum Knew

(a poem after reading The Brash and Plum)

ABSOLUTE_WRITE_TERMINAL.exe █ □ ×
C:\POETRY> type "what_the_plum_knew.txt"
Out, without a doubt to shout,
snouty and pouty,
a rowdy by sally,
culmin creans in greasy spleens.
C:\shiv>
PUBLISHED: Absolute Write AUTHOR: Fan Response STATUS: LOADED

💥 DISPLOSIO!

(by ProliferationWeed (How to stay Dead in a Small Town) inspired by The Brash and Plum)

SURREAL_NARRATIVE_PROCESSOR.exe █ □ ×
C:\TALES> execute "displosio_tale.srl"
larry was a lime, a slimy man in shifty shoes,
lime was also a lucy, she was a tulip tipped in toes,
jerry, mere in dear to the limes,
shot 2 limes but both two times,
the shot went thru the shoe,
and displosio!
C:\SURREAL>
NARRATIVE: ACTIVE LIME_COUNT: 4 DISPLOSIO_LEVEL: MAXIMUM STATUS: SURREAL

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